The destruction of Britney Spears’ career is almost as complete as her hair style, just a bit of stubble left. Like every other guy out there, I am eagerly awaiting the complete destruction of Britney’s career and the start of her next one–porn. Yes, that’s right. You can’t tell me that the first time you saw Hit me baby one more time that you didn’t wonder what she looks like naked. But that was unlikely to happen as long as she was still popular. Sure, there has been the occasional panty-less up-skirt photo, but we’re really waiting for the day that the bank is about to seize everything she owns and Hugh Heffner swoops in to save the day–money and the spotlight at the cost of 1 pictorial. I would be willing to bet that it would be the best selling magazine issue in publishing history. It’s not like it hasn’t happened before:
- Amanda Beard
- Amy Acuff
- Anna Nicole Smith
- Belinda Carlisle
- Brooke Burke
- Carmen Electra
- Carnie Wilson
- Charisma Carpenter
- Christy Hemme
- Chyna
- Claudia Christian
- Daryl Hannah
- Deborah Gibson
- Denise Richards
- Drew Barrymore
- Farrah Fawcett
- Fem2fem
- Gabrielle Reece
- Gena Lee Nolin
- Jaime Pressly
- Janet Jones
- Joanie Laurer
- Katarina Witt
- Kiana Tom
- Kim Basinger
- LaToya Jackson
- Linda Brava
- Marilyn Monroe
- Mia St. John
- Nancy Sinatra
- Peta Wilson
- Rachel Hunter
- Samantha Fox
- Shannen Doherty
- Shari Belafonte
- Tiffany
- Torrie Wilson
- Willa Ford
- Women of Baywatch
- and many, many more…
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